I’m not here to make friends

This is an old comedy sketch idea I found in my Evernote archive. Sketch Title : “Upcoming Reality Shows” A series of increasingly ridiculous reality show concepts presented as brief sections from each show. Each section starts with a description of the show, a short clip of the activity, and an interview with someone asserting…… Continue reading I’m not here to make friends

Write a story about the moment when everything changed

This is actually a small fragment of a novel I’d like to write. Fantasy novels are such undertakings, but maybe someday. It was the sort of freak occurrence that would have reverberating effects throughout the realm for generations. Imagine a horse falling out of the sky over your head. Now imagine it has razor sharp…… Continue reading Write a story about the moment when everything changed

Prompt Writing – Pill to grant the powers of a god

Since I received such a positive response to my last prompt entry, I thought I would make a series of entries based on my old prompt responses. Enjoy! Prompt Give a story about a character who discovers that there is a pill to grant the powers of a god. Response “Hypothetically we therefore could postulate…… Continue reading Prompt Writing – Pill to grant the powers of a god

I AM MILLENIALS

People are spying on me and reporting on my actions to the Internet. The code name they have for me is “Millenials.” No sooner had I posted a blog post about my engagement lug nut than The Independent wrote “Diamonds aren’t forever: Millenials turn their backs on unethical and expensive gems.” When I ordered another…… Continue reading I AM MILLENIALS

Just a Trifle

I stop cold when I see it on the dessert island. A mexican chocolate trifle. I regulate my breathing. In, out, in, out. What an opportunity. All I have to do now is pick it up and take it to the checkout. Stay calm. I struggle to keep my face straight as I amble to the…… Continue reading Just a Trifle

Antepenultimas

That’s the twenty-ninth of December in layman’s terms. The day before the next to last day of the year. Ok, not really. In fact, it’s the plural of “antepenultima” which is a term in poetry referring to the syllable before the next to last syllable of a word. Let me explain the reason I would offer…… Continue reading Antepenultimas

Freewrite: Human Garbage Can Vs. The Cookie Fairy

Here is a prompt I found on a writing website: One day you come into work and find a cookie mysteriously placed on your desk. Grateful to whoever left this anonymous cookie, you eat it. The next morning you come in and find another cookie. This continues for months until one day a different object…… Continue reading Freewrite: Human Garbage Can Vs. The Cookie Fairy